Typical Day

Joliet wrote:Typical day of a USA Jet pilot.....

• Wake up
  
• Take a piss, ****
  
• Log on to climbto350.com and search for jobs
  
• Click apply to multiple jobs that you don't even care if they call you to fly a 737 in Thailand.
  
• Log into bank account website, ensure unemployment check has been deposited.
  
• Turn on TV, watch Springer, Maury, and whatever brain melting show happens to be on.
  
• Go to Taco Bell, buy something off the dollar menu.
  
• Ask for extra napkins because you can't afford toilet paper.
  
• Notice you have less than a 1/4 tank of gas left as you drive back to your cave, but know you won't have to fill up for another month because you have no where to go.
  
• Call, IM, and text friends who are in the same position.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Play Xbox 360, or PC first person shooter.
  
• Post random **** on pilot message boards.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Think about making something for dinner.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Go to sleep.
  
• Wake up at 3am because you heard the pager you haven't had in a year go off.
  
• Go back to sleep.
  
• Wake up again because you drank too much earlier, and have to piss.
  

Rinse, and repeat.