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Joliet wrote:Typical day of a USA Jet pilot.....

• Wake up
  
• Take a piss, ****
  
• Log on to climbto350.com and search for jobs
  
• Click apply to multiple jobs that you don't even care if they call you to fly a 737 in Thailand.
  
• Log into bank account website, ensure unemployment check has been deposited.
  
• Turn on TV, watch Springer, Maury, and whatever brain melting show happens to be on.
  
• Go to Taco Bell, buy something off the dollar menu.
  
• Ask for extra napkins because you can't afford toilet paper.
  
• Notice you have less than a 1/4 tank of gas left as you drive back to your cave, but know you won't have to fill up for another month because you have no where to go.
  
• Call, IM, and text friends who are in the same position.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Play Xbox 360, or PC first person shooter.
  
• Post random **** on pilot message boards.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Think about making something for dinner.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Go to sleep.
  
• Wake up at 3am because you heard the pager you haven't had in a year go off.
  
• Go back to sleep.
  
• Wake up again because you drank too much earlier, and have to piss.
  

Rinse, and repeat.

Thats AWSOME

Hi.

Drive kids to school while still asleep

Get CEO her breakfast

Start laundry, and periodically break throughout the day for laundry so CEO doesn't yell when she gets home!

Log on to climbto350.com, then jsfirm and search for jobs

Click apply to multiple jobs that you don't even care if they call you to fly a MD-83 in Nigeria.

Search for more jobs via various job and contractor sites

Check all the websites, and then pprune.org to find jobs and contract agencies you never heard of before

Spend 5" wistfully thinking you should have gone to the Compass interview 18 months ago.

Try and remember to eat, as you're so busy trying to get a job, but if you forget, it's OK because you'll save money and lose weight (I'm down 5+ lbs.), which will help if you go to an Asian medical, where they test your BMI

Pick up boys from school and do stuff with them

Make dinner

Hang out with CEO before she passes out from exhaustion for the night

Stay up a little and watch Borat or some decent movie on ATTUverse

Rinse and Repeat


cliff
GRB

Speak for yourself, I don't engage in perverted, filthy activity you mention. That must be a "guy" thing. Besides, I cant even afford an X-box.

The other stuff's accurate.

Typical day of a USA Jet pilot.....

• Wake up
  
• Take a piss, ****
  
• Log on to climbto350.com and search for jobs
  
• Click apply to multiple jobs that you don't even care if they call you to fly a 737 in Thailand.
  
• Log into bank account website, ensure unemployment check has been deposited.
  
• Turn on TV, watch Springer, Maury, and whatever brain melting show happens to be on.
  
• Go to Taco Bell, buy something off the dollar menu.
  
• Ask for extra napkins because you can't afford toilet paper.
  
• Notice you have less than a 1/4 tank of gas left as you drive back to your cave, but know you won't have to fill up for another month because you have no where to go.
  
• Call, IM, and text friends who are in the same position.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Play Xbox 360, or PC first person shooter.
  
• Post random **** on pilot message boards.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Think about making something for dinner.
  
• Look at porn.
  
• Go to sleep.
  
• Wake up at 3am because you heard the pager you haven't had in a year go off.
  
• Go back to sleep.
  
• Wake up again because you drank too much earlier, and have to piss.
  

Rinse, and repeat.

Payment sent youll get it before the 20th. Thats the earliest chase let me do it.

I totally forgot about it. I was gonna pay you.